Not very French.......

So called actor Robert Pattinson.

Star of the Twilight saga.

Has signed to deal to be the face of 

Christian Dior...

for $12m ......

Won't work.

Big mistake.....

Yeah Right...in other words BOLLOCKS....

So you may have heard the gossip or have seen on the gossip sites.

That Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart 

are to reunite.....

Really....

BULLSHIT.

Mind you I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out 

to be a PR stunt.

They really must think we are stupid.

Told Ya Kristen..........

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/kristen-stewart-dropped-snow-white-sequel-hemsworth-361945

Friday, July 27, 2012

Too little, way too late, my Dear......

So Kristen Stewart has apologised to her 

" Boyfriend " for cheating.

Er...........well too late.

Mind you it never really was a REAL relationship to start with.

But cheating is cheating no matter how you dress it up.

But the real damage is going to be in her career..........

Posted by Christian Dionat Friday, July 27, 2012

Too little, way too late, my Dear......

So Kristen Stewart has apologised to her 

" Boyfriend " for cheating.

Er...........well too late.

Mind you it never really was a REAL relationship to start with.

But cheating is cheating no matter how you dress it up.

But the real damage is going to be in her career..........

Told Ya Robert in 2010.......

http://www.thesuperficial.com/robert-pattinson-left-kristen-stewart-moved-out-angry-07-2012?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thesuperficial%2FSNxk+(The+Superficial+-+Because+You%27re+Ugly)

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Moany, Moany………..

Robert Pattinson needs to stop moaning.

For someone who can’t act,

He has a great acting gig……..

Pots of money…….

Fame……….

A " Girlfriend " well till she cheats 

on him in 2012.

Twinky Take the money…….

Buy an Island.

Import some friends.

BUT SHUT UP !

Told Ya Robert Pattinson....bad box office.....

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/06/23/robert-pattinson-career-trouble-movies-acting/

 The Seer’s
Predictions for 2012
(Completed 21 st Dec 2011)

63. ROBERT PATTINSON. I feel that this is the year that the public find out that he can’t really act. But there is no danger of himself finding out that fact, this year or any other.

Dimwit.............

Twilight actor and PR Genius Robert Pattinson.

Seems to be looking forward to early retirement.

He's gone on record as saying that the 

British Film Industry isn't very good.
(wait till the razzie awards come out)

Well let's hope he has lot's of 

Spaghetti Western offers lined up.

Silly Boy..........

CELEBRITY:Robert Pattinson Stinks Because He Never Showers

"He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," a source says when revealing Robert Pattinson's awful habit.

News has learned one awful truth about Robert Pattinson after being told by a source "who works in very close quarters with Pattz" that the movie heartthrob "stinks". "I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," the unidentified source reveals further. In the same tone with the source, a crew member who has worked with the "Twilight" hottie also tells E! News, "He completely reeks."

It is not known whether Robert's body odor also annoys his film co-stars. Besides, there has yet record if Robert himself is aware of the sources' complaint concerning the smell of his body.

Aside from his body odor, Robert Pattinson previously has publicly revealed that he has much dandruff. "Earlier on, I didn't know what was going on, I was like going nuts," he said. "I was supposed to have a little afternoon nap this afternoon, I just went like that (shakes his hair) all afternoon to see how much dandruff could possibly come out of my hair. It was intense."

Notwithstanding the issue regarding his personal life, Robert currently is in Vancouver filming the highly anticipated "Twilight" sequel, "The Twilight Saga's New Moon". In the drama-romance-thriller flick, which is slated for November 20, 2009 U.S. release date, he will reprise his role as Edward Cullen

Source-aceshowbiz