Simon says....

Botox face Simon Cowell 

is dating Carmen Electra.

Well to be clear in his words.

"She isn't my girlfriend, we are people that date"

In some circles that would translate as 

hooker...

Run girl, run........

Wanted....Manager to axe Lindsay Lohan

Whoever manages boyband

The Wanted

Needs to pry 

Lindsay Lohan

 away from other wise,
they'll be wanting a another band member.

She's poison and only after the PR.

Remember the Beatles?

Back she goes........

 

Dimwit and ex XFactor UK judge

 Cheryl Cole.

Is going to go back to the 

XFactor UK as a mentor.

You can't make this stuff up.

If the victims she will mentor can understand her, that'll be a miracle.

She must really need the money.

Considering how badly she was treat by 

Simon Cowell when he dumped her 

from the show.

Oh well, it won't be pretty, nor will it end well.

Wrong direction Pepsi.....

 

Simon Cowells' latest plaything.

Boy band 

"One Direction"

Are to be the new face of Pepsi.

In a multi million dollar deal.

Bring even more money to their master.

I don't see them being a hit for Pepsi in fact they will be replaced pronto.